something i was sent
20 years 8 months ago #5165
by Pabz
something i was sent was created by Pabz
An old lady is very upset as her husband Albert had
just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look
at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she starts
crying.
One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this sombre moment.
Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest
Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a
blue suit.
The undertaker apologises and explains that traditionally,
they always put the bodies in a black suit but he'd see what he could
arrange.
The next day she returned to the undertakers to have
one last moment with Albert before his funeral.When the undertaker
pulls back the curtain, she manages to smile through her tears as
Albert is resplendent in a smart blue suit.
She says to the undertaker "Wonderful,wonderful, but where did you
get that beautiful blue suit?".
"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about
your husband's size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His
wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be
buried in a black suit," the undertaker replied.
The wife smiled at the undertaker through her tears....
He continued, "After that, it was simply a matter of
swapping the heads"
just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look
at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she starts
crying.
One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this sombre moment.
Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest
Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a
blue suit.
The undertaker apologises and explains that traditionally,
they always put the bodies in a black suit but he'd see what he could
arrange.
The next day she returned to the undertakers to have
one last moment with Albert before his funeral.When the undertaker
pulls back the curtain, she manages to smile through her tears as
Albert is resplendent in a smart blue suit.
She says to the undertaker "Wonderful,wonderful, but where did you
get that beautiful blue suit?".
"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about
your husband's size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His
wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be
buried in a black suit," the undertaker replied.
The wife smiled at the undertaker through her tears....
He continued, "After that, it was simply a matter of
swapping the heads"
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